Need creative help... My son has been asked on a Girls choice date. We need a creative way to answer her back.

have each teacher give the girl a certain letter or a phrase, and somehow lead that up into making the girl go to the office and the guy will be there in with the principal acting like hes in trouble. then you have the principal call the girl in all serious and they will both be sitting down and have the principal say i think we need to have a talk about this choice date. and then the guy cuts in and says that he will go on the date or something.